1 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:54,079 THERE ARE NO ROSES WITHOUT A FIRE 2 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,559 Mail! 3 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:34,840 Mail! 4 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,119 Please sign here. 5 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,439 Who's it from? 6 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,999 It's written here. The Central Film Rental. 7 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,480 Here you go. 8 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,559 And something extra. 9 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,759 - Good morning. - Pardon me. 10 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,159 It's you? I didn't recognise you. 11 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,399 The shaving foam makes you look like a clerk. 12 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,679 It's me. 13 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,959 I only have a postcard for your wife. 14 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,479 May I? Thank you. 15 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,879 Registered mail for you. 16 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,559 - Thank you. - Sign here first. 17 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:18,599 - My husband can do that. - That's against regulations. 18 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,839 - So what? - You know us. 19 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,799 - Rules are rules. - I don't have the pencil. 20 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:28,359 The rules are simpler now. A normal pencil is allowed. 21 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,559 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 22 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:33,920 Here you are. 23 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,719 Wait! Your mail! 24 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,239 "Kind regards from Jerzy". 25 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,199 - Throw it away. - What do you mean? 26 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,319 Throw away registered mail? 27 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,480 Wrong door. 28 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,679 What? 29 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,199 Wrong door, sir. 30 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,279 The Revenue Office is across from here. 31 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,879 It's the right door. 32 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,919 I remember my little bed stood here. 33 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,159 It was covered with a plaid blanket. 34 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,879 Behind that wall my mother... 35 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,799 - did embroidery work. - There's the bathroom. 36 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:38,719 There was a better light there. Her eyesight was bad. 37 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,999 Sorry, I got very emotional. 38 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,039 I'll introduce myself. 39 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,399 Malinowski. 40 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:46,999 - What? - Filikiewicz. 41 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,160 Nice name. 42 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:52,359 - Have a seat I'll make tea. - Coffee, please. 43 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,879 - Do you have a cream puff? - What? 44 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,279 It's a pastry. 45 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,799 - I don't. Sorry. - It's fine. 46 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,599 Easy on the water. 47 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,839 - Is this OK? - Yes. Thanks. 48 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,359 - Are you the only tenant? - Me and my wife. 49 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,319 - Who? - My wife. 50 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,479 The only private tenant. The rest are offices. 51 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,519 - I got a new flat. - Is it big? 52 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,879 It's huge. 53 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,799 One big room, a second big room. 54 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,359 - A bathroom? - Sure. 55 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,359 - A kitchen? - With a window. 56 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,239 - A bright kitchen? - Exactly. 57 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,599 A balcony or loggia? 58 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,240 Sir... 59 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,079 Could you live in something like this? 60 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,319 Are you kidding? 61 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,319 Here's the first room. 62 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,879 The second room, this way. 63 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,399 The balcony. 64 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,760 And the kitchen. 65 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,039 - Where's the bathroom? - Over there. 66 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,039 I have no choice. I have to take it. 67 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,479 Here's the balcony, the second room and the kitchen. 68 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,559 - Where's the bathroom? - Behind the kitchen. 69 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,279 He has to take it. No other choice. 70 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,119 He's nuts if he wants to change with us. 71 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:24,279 Why? I met him. He's emotional, sentimental. 72 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:28,279 His little bed stood here covered with a rug... 73 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,159 A plaid blanket. 74 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,119 Behind this wall his mother did embroidery work. 75 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,439 - That's the bathroom. - I know. 76 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,439 It was because her poor eyesight. 77 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,199 He recognised this door. 78 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,879 I don't feel bad about it. He doesn't want to live there. 79 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,839 - He wants to live here? - That's right. 80 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,960 Wait. 81 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:03,039 - Is this flat really yours? - Of course. 82 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,360 Here you are. 83 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,599 Nobody else lives here, right? 84 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,239 Here you are. 85 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,159 - It's been paid for? - Naturally. 86 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,239 It won't be demolished, will it? 87 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,319 No. Have a look. 88 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,359 - Listen... - Yes? 89 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,039 Are you... 90 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:31,719 Sorry. 91 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,479 - I'll be blunt. - Go ahead. 92 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:38,919 Are you fully capable of performing legal acts? 93 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,799 Just sign the papers. I'll take care of everything. 94 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,239 You have to inform the administrator. 95 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,519 Where can I find him? 96 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,599 Depends. He's on the roof or in the basement. 97 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,119 He's not here. 98 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,840 Come. 99 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,159 Well... 100 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,359 IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HUMAN, A HUMAN WON'T HELP YOU 101 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,319 Who wrote those words? 102 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,959 Majerówna. 103 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,440 It wasn't me. 104 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,600 What writer? 105 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,039 Sienkiewicz. 106 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,919 Not quite. 107 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,919 It was Mickiewicz. C minus. 108 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:31,119 Excuse me. Where can I buy some cereal? 109 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,119 I don't know. I'm new here. 110 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,919 The grocery store will open soon nearby. 111 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,320 Okay. 112 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,919 Where can I buy it now? 113 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,799 Go to the main street, 114 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,319 get on the bus number 184 and get off at the third stop. 115 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:52,319 Then go to the nearest post office and you'll have cereal around the corner. 116 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,399 But don't bother. You can come over to my place. 117 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,639 It's the flat number 416, on the fourth floor. 118 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,599 - You have cereal? - Yes. 119 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,839 - Thank you. - Knock loudly. My doorbell is broken. 120 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,439 - Alright. - I'll be back soon. 121 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,959 We'll take care of everything. 122 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,559 It's open! 123 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,680 Come in! 124 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,559 Help! 125 00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,960 Help me! 126 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,759 - What's happening? - My tap fell off. 127 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,079 - Let go. - I can't. 128 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,039 - Let go! - I can't! 129 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,039 See? Isn't that better? 130 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,199 Well? 131 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,279 - You're right. Thanks. - It's nothing. 132 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,599 - Jerzy Dąbczak. - Jan Filikiewicz. 133 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,079 Don't worry. You'll make a building defects claim. 134 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,719 Yes, but... 135 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:33,999 But, you see... Glass shattered in this door. 136 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,799 It's all building defects. 137 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,359 That's not a problem. 138 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,880 It's alright. 139 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,839 - That's not all. - Yeah? 140 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,919 Windows don't shut, there's a gas leak. 141 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,679 - Plaster is falling off. - It's all new. 142 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,039 - Radiators don't work. - Really? 143 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,919 - Yeah. - It's temporary. 144 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,999 - Really? - The heat station has to create a plan. 145 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:04,199 It'll be as be warm as toast tomorrow, until 1982. 146 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,719 - And then? - It'll get colder with more buildings. 147 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,919 We'll monitor it. 148 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:13,199 - We? I can count on your help? - I deal with such things on the spot. 149 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,719 - Water! - Where? 150 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,279 - Is it coming from the hall? - From the bathroom. 151 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,279 - You must have clogged the drain! - What? 152 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,119 You must have clogged it. 153 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,639 - You think I did it? - Who else? 154 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,759 I'm sure it was you. Look! 155 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,599 OK. It's done. 156 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,280 Call me Jurek. 157 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,439 I'm Janek. 158 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,639 Go to the basement now and turn a pipe valve. 159 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,799 It'll shut the water off. 160 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,319 Hurry! Go! 161 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,599 - Did it work? - Yes. 162 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,159 There's also a problem with the floor here. 163 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,919 I think you should replace the stave. 164 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,359 - I'll deal with it. - Thank you. 165 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,919 - It's nothing. I'm doing it for myself. - Yeah... 166 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,559 - You mean... for me? - That's right. For me. 167 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,679 - What? - I don't want a crooked floor. 168 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,999 I'll go and get my things. We'll talk later. 169 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,239 - Can you explain? - What? 170 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,959 - The crooked floor. - I like even floors. 171 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,359 How will you take one room from us? 172 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,159 Take? It's mine. 173 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,679 I knew that guy was up to something. 174 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,199 What guy? 175 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,639 - Malinowski. He changed flats with us. - That guy! 176 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,519 I don't know him. 177 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,359 I'm registered at your flat. 178 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,159 What housing cooperative were you a member of? 179 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,519 - Elektromonter. Why? - I'd move in, anyway. 180 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,119 No. No way. 181 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:07,559 It's not up to you. I'm registered as a tenant in your old flat. 182 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,839 Wherever you go, I go with you. 183 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,759 I can't be homeless. 184 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,559 How do you know that I didn't sign you out? 185 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,039 Because you can't. 186 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,039 You could if I went somewhere 187 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:26,799 and didn't give a sign of life for six months. 188 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,079 - But I did regularly. - In what way? 189 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:35,799 I knew you'd throw my postcards away. That's why they were registered. 190 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,599 - Jerzy Dąbczak? - Your wife's first husband. 191 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,239 Wait. In that case I'm not moving. 192 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,719 - You want a lift? - No, thanks. 193 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,079 Great. Bye. 194 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,479 I'm sick of it. 195 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,639 Wanda, it's just five more years of waiting. 196 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,319 He'll move in with us anyway. 197 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,719 - It will change. - He never changes. 198 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,399 I'll think of something. 199 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,759 - As if! - Wanda, please. 200 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,360 - Janek? - Yes? 201 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,880 I have an idea. 202 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,679 We'll block the door in the night and won't let him in. 203 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,479 Come in! Sounds reasonable. 204 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,159 Yogi Baboo! Here I am. 205 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:25,880 Good evening. 206 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,439 You look great, baby. 207 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,239 - How can I help you? - Just a minute. 208 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,600 Janek! 209 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,120 Do something. 210 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,519 - It's alright. Thank you. - Goodnight. 211 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,720 Goodnight. 212 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,319 - I want... - It's fine. 213 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,839 I want to say... 214 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,919 I was wrong about you. I expected you'll block the door. 215 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,999 You'd have to let me in but just in case... 216 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,639 Well... 217 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,719 I see. No rooms were available in a hotel. 218 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,239 What hotel? 219 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:07,319 - You can't do this. - I can't sleep in the street. 220 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,159 Baby... Don't just stand there. 221 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,640 Baby... 222 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,159 - Do you have some tea? - We do. 223 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,359 Good. 224 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,359 My dressing gown... 225 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,959 It's ridiculous. Are you ashamed of me? 226 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,119 We're like family. 227 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:36,599 You didn't change much. You look curvaceous. 228 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:42,039 Say something. Is it silent treatment or what? 229 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440 Jasiu! 230 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,319 We were so happy together. 231 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:51,279 Remember that barn by the lake? We had to seek shelter. 232 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,919 There was only orange vodka at the local store. 233 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,759 I'd rather drink poison. 234 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:05,919 Baby, did you tell him how we rolled around in the hay? 235 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,720 No. 236 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:53,239 Stop whistling. Go to sleep. Turn the light off. 237 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:08,839 I don't understand. You wanted to work extra hours. 238 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,799 I want to have fewer hours now if that's possible. 239 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:18,079 But last week you asked me for extra hours. 240 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,639 Then you can see that... 241 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,799 My wife goes to work at 11:00 a. m. 242 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,279 I want to have the morning off. 243 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,199 She has troubles with insomnia. I don't want her to be alone with... 244 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,640 Alone. 245 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,439 Good. 246 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,959 I understand. Alone, alone. 247 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400 Yogi Baboo! 248 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:58,279 They say a dog is a man's best friend. 249 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,399 You want to keep a dog? 250 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:05,919 He's here for a trial period. Maybe a cat would be better. 251 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,359 What would you prefer? A cat or a dog? 252 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,079 The old boy sheds his coat. 253 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,919 - Jerzy? - So, a cat? 254 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,719 - Can I have a word with you? - Of course. 255 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,440 So? 256 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,239 - I'll move to that new flat. - I know. 257 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,039 - Under one condition. - Yes? 258 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,079 You'll stop flirting with Wanda. 259 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,799 - I don't flirt with her. - That's my condition. 260 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,599 It's a deal. 261 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,159 - Good. - Good. 262 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,999 - I'll call the movers tomorrow. - No, don't! 263 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,479 They will be here at 10:00 a.m. 264 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,319 - How did you know? - That's my profession. 265 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,679 What profession? 266 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:54,399 Well... it's a new profession. It doesn't have a name yet. 267 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,919 What's your brother-in-law's profession? 268 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,399 My brother-in-law? 269 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,919 He's got your wife's former name. 270 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,759 - He's her brother then. - He's her former husband. 271 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,599 How is it possible that he has a right to live with us? 272 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,319 Can you imagine it? 273 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,599 That's a normal thing. 274 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,439 Do you see this man? 275 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,319 - We're evicting him. - From where? 276 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,999 - His own wife. - Impossible. 277 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,959 They got divorced. 278 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,359 And she had to live with her ex. 279 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,879 She got married again. 280 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:38,839 We're evicting the second husband as her first husband refuses to register him. 281 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,160 Alright. 282 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,999 - I can't be evicted. - You're the main tenant. 283 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,999 You're fine and you're complaining. 284 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,479 Did you move in? 285 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,519 We're bringing our stuff today. 286 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,159 You'll have to put in locks. I need a coin. 287 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,320 Here. 288 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,599 - I've got locks. - I mean new locks. 289 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,479 Why? 290 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,599 Your locks can be open with any key. 291 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,759 Aren't you supposed to provide proper locks? 292 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,639 Certainly. 293 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,839 If you insist, we'll do it but... 294 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:26,239 - Can't we do it unofficially? - Now you're talking. 295 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,079 The locksmith will be there tomorrow. Is there a doorbell? 296 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,839 - Yes. - But isn't working. 297 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:36,279 - I didn't check. - I'll send an electrician tonight. 298 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,639 He'll remove the seal, so you can use gas. 299 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,919 Why was it sealed? 300 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,759 Don't be childish. Tell him to install sockets. 301 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,799 There are no sockets? 302 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,719 They're plastered up. You wouldn't find them. 303 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,559 - Door handles? - There are. 304 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,199 - What about a sink? - It's there. 305 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,599 You're a lucky guy. 306 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,159 Excuse me! 307 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,639 Take my two suitcases upstairs. 308 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,960 Alright. 309 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,400 And this one. 310 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,679 Mr. Dąbczak said it'd be two hundred. 311 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,999 Here. 312 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:58,679 Can you help me carry it? 313 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,560 Hey! 314 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,639 Don't touch that pipe! Do you want this to collapse? 315 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,679 There's a rope puller over there! I used it already! 316 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,759 I'll come and help you! 317 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:51,919 See? It works. 318 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,039 I'll go upstairs and grab it. 319 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,279 What's happening? 320 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,479 Janek? 321 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,880 Janek. 322 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,199 What did you dream about? 323 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,159 - Why? - It's our first night here. 324 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,199 It'll come true. 325 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,839 Well... I hope it doesn't. 326 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,079 - What was it? - Him. 327 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,999 - Put something on. - You don't like it any more? 328 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,639 - The glass... - He's asleep anyway. 329 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,679 - I'm not! - Jesus! 330 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:28,399 Don't worry I'll go to sleep when you leave. 331 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,559 It's not as simple as it used to be. 332 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,479 Intrusive tenants were evicted. 333 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:40,279 Now we have to do paperwork, collect evidence. 334 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,519 We can evict anybody, but it just takes longer. 335 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,919 How? 336 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,039 The most common reasons are disturbance, vandalism, drinking. 337 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,479 It has to be reported by more than one person. 338 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,159 Five or six denunciations, or complaints would be enough. 339 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,679 It's good to have some anonymous letters. 340 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,079 How do I know people will report anything? 341 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,479 They will. 342 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,439 ORANGE VODKA 343 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:31,279 And some orange cake flavouring. 344 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,279 - Here you are. - I mean orange in taste. 345 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,199 That's the one. Thank you. 346 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,520 You're welcome. 347 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,359 - Yes? - Jerzy? 348 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,279 - I want to talk to you. - Yeah? 349 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,759 You don't have to knock. We're at home. 350 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,719 We should get to know each other better. 351 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,519 What do you mean? 352 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,159 Wanda will be home late. I have some vodka in the fridge. 353 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,759 Really? 354 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,719 - Come. - Let's go. 355 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,719 Yogi Baboo! Great! 356 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,399 - Orange vodka? - It's for me. Look. 357 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,999 - A nice supply. I'm surprised. - See? 358 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,919 Orange vodka is awful. I won't ever drink it again. 359 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,719 - Cheers! - Cheers! 360 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,879 - Wanda is like a rare diamond. - Of course she is. 361 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,319 You're a lucky guy. 362 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,719 - Cheers! - Cheers! 363 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,599 - Take it easy. - Why? 364 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,599 - No. - Have some more. 365 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,199 - I might get rowdy. - Same with me. 366 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,199 - Really? I didn't know. - We make a good team. 367 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,440 Cheers! 368 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,799 - Besides, I get horny. - Me too. 369 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,639 Yeah? I get horny. 370 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,159 What do you mean horny? 371 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:14,719 The building I lived in was being renovated. 372 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,879 One night we boozed up. 373 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,439 This blonde chick lived there. 374 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,799 I climbed up the scaffolding to find her at 4:00 a.m. 375 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,319 I knocked on all windows shouting: Baby? 376 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:34,359 Here you can climb up the scaffolding to the tenth floor. 377 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,039 - Baby? - Baby? We make a good team. 378 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,599 - Cheers! - Cheers! 379 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,839 You're out of vodka? 380 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,719 I'll get some more. I'll throw the bottle out. 381 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,040 Good. 382 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:51,399 Wanda is like a rare diamond. 383 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,079 I'm telling you. 384 00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,759 Yogi Baboo! 385 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,760 Jasiu! 386 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,159 I hate mice! 387 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,199 - Where was it? - I kept it hidden. 388 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,519 You really amaze me. 389 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,319 You served me, I'll serve you. 390 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,719 - Jesus! - Wait. 391 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,679 It's no big deal. We have a nice supply. 392 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,119 Not a word! Look! 393 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:31,359 "It's no use crying over spilled milk". Remember that. 394 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,639 That's right. Have a shot. Cheers! 395 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,079 You'll get used to the taste. 396 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,119 Cheers! 397 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,680 Janek? 398 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,119 - Do you want milk? - Thanks. 399 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,719 Are you a stuntman? Yesterday you climbed up to the twelfth floor to me. 400 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,039 I was amazed. How did you do that? 401 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,879 Sorry, it won't happen again. 402 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,399 Why don't you come for breakfast? 403 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,599 I don't eat breakfast! 404 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,359 There was a wild party yesterday. 405 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,399 - I'm sorry. - Why? I like to party myself. 406 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,479 We have to party together some day. 407 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,480 Of course... 408 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,119 There he is. 409 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,599 Wanda, what is this? 410 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,119 - Don't talk to me, you... - Don't talk to her, you... 411 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,719 - Darling. - Darling! 412 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,199 Darling! 413 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,279 - What are you doing here? - Can't you see? 414 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,879 I'm comforting a wife whose husband is an alcoholic. Darling! 415 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,679 That was good. I have a file for you. 416 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,559 Four complaints. Very critical. 417 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,319 Can I take it with me? 418 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,359 No. It's important evidence of my community work. 419 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,959 It will stay here. We'll show it when necessary. 420 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,399 - What do you need it for? - It's about Mr. Filikiewicz. 421 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,079 And that's me. 422 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,160 It's not good. 423 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,639 I'll return your ID. 424 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,199 I'm not good with names. 425 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,239 - You're Filikiewicz? - That's right. 426 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,839 - And the guy is Dąbczak? - Yes. 427 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,359 Will he register his wife? 428 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,079 You're mistaken again. She's my wife. 429 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,439 I meant the other wife. 430 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,279 My God. He has a wife and children too? 431 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,519 No kids. Just a wife. 432 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,759 - What's her address? - What? 433 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,039 Where does she live? 434 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,759 In Łomża. Why? 435 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,639 There is no rose without love. 436 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,839 I want that beautiful gul. 437 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,559 - There is no rose without jealousy. - Excuse me. 438 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,599 - Excuse me. - I want that red gul. 439 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,519 - Does Mrs. Dąbczak live here? - No. 440 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,999 - I got the wrong address. - Wait. 441 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,759 - Mrs. Dąbczak, you say? - Yes. 442 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,719 Oh, my! What is it? 443 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,880 It's you? 444 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,479 I misheard you the first time. 445 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,159 - Come in. - Thank you. 446 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,800 Oh, excuse me. 447 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:06,559 As your husband's good friend, I came to warn you. 448 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,679 God forbid you move into his new flat. 449 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,599 - You know he moved to Warsaw? - Go on... 450 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,519 Your poor husband is living in a tiny room. 451 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:23,799 An alcoholic is the owner. There are complaints. 452 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,199 Go on... 453 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,599 - Daddy, are you there? - Yeah! 454 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,679 Thank God. 455 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,959 - Let the dogs out! - Alright! 456 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,799 You can't leave now. 457 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,679 They are well-trained. 458 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,239 But why? 459 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,439 What's going on? 460 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,199 - Dąbczak's friend is here! - I'm coming. 461 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,639 - Mrs... - Quiet. You'll talk to daddy. 462 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,119 - I decided to come here selflessly. - Shut it. 463 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,359 - Shall I call Zenek? - He's too weak. 464 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,439 - Who is? - Just a moment. 465 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,439 - Give me the address. - What address? 466 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,159 He won't tell you voluntarily. 467 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,239 - The address! - What? 468 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,519 - Give us the address! - What are you talking about? 469 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,959 The address, the address... 470 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,199 My address is my business. 471 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,599 Silence! 472 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,559 - Stop pretending you're stupid! - Daddy! 473 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,399 - Stay calm. - The address! 474 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,879 We just want to know where Dąbczak is. 475 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,439 - So you don't know? - I don't. 476 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,599 - You only want his address? - Yes. 477 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,519 I don't quite understand. 478 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,559 You don't seem to like him. 479 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,679 I want to kill him! 480 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,679 Great. It means we have something in common. 481 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,919 In common? You're his friend. 482 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,439 A friend? 483 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,879 He moved into my flat without permission. 484 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,679 - Your flat? - Mine. 485 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,279 Where do you live? 486 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,119 - In a new housing estate. - Your ID. 487 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,640 Here. 488 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,720 Check it. 489 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,919 - Find the address. - Easy. 490 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:32,159 Now you can tell me what's going on. 491 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,560 Look at this. 492 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,719 Such small plant requires a lot of work. 493 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,519 I'll make eleven zlotys for it, or nine at wholesale. 494 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,799 How is it connected with Dąbczak? 495 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,320 Well... 496 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:48,799 Tell him. 497 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,079 - I have a fiancé. - A husband. 498 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,199 A fiancé. Zenek. 499 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,519 Zenek could get a job in Warsaw. 500 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,719 But none of us has residence there. 501 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,719 I want to get out of here. 502 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:12,799 - Dąbczak offered me a fake marriage. - What do you mean? 503 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,799 I marry Dąbczak who has residence in Warsaw. 504 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,319 I register as his wife. 505 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,279 Dad buys me a flat and I divorce Dąbczak. 506 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,919 I marry Zenek and register him as my husband. 507 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,639 Sounds complicated. 508 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:31,559 It's simple. Many do so. They use kids or grease palms. 509 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,919 Dąbczak was a cheaper option. 510 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,039 He tricked us and escaped. We need to find him. 511 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,680 Yeah. 512 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,519 That means he's running from you. 513 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,639 - Yeah. - He's running from you! 514 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,240 That's great. 515 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,559 - Which floor? - Fifth. 516 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,960 It's here. 517 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,039 - Let me... - Go ahead. 518 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,119 - Ladies first. - Thank you. 519 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,839 This is his room. 520 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,439 You can take your coat off. It's warm. 521 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Thank you. 522 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:55,999 He needs to see that you feel at home here. 523 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,359 Do you have a nightdress? 524 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,439 Where would I have it? 525 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:08,039 I'll give you my wife's new nightie. 526 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,439 He'll think it's yours. 527 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,240 Just a second. 528 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:17,719 I can't tell when he's going to be back. 529 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,799 You can read a book. 530 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,719 Here. Pardon me. 531 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,200 Well... 532 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,759 It looks great! 533 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,679 Why don't you lie down? 534 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,360 Here you are. 535 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,999 - No TV? - Unfortunately, no. 536 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,679 Yogi Baboo! 537 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,479 That's just my wife. 538 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,319 Wanda, this is Luśka. My surprise. 539 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,999 I found her in Łomża and took her home. 540 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,399 I forgot about the silent treatment. 541 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,479 We had a little argument. That's why she's unfriendly... 542 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,439 I'll explain everything. 543 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,439 You probably won't believe it, but... 544 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:16,479 this nightie is a part of the plan to make me look... 545 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,799 - We borrowed it. - Explain it. 546 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,639 We just did. It should be clear. 547 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,760 Wanda! 548 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,799 Don't make a fuss. 549 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,239 I can explain. 550 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:39,879 It's your revenge for what I did this morning. 551 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,519 - Don't do this to me! - What? 552 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,079 I'm so sorry. 553 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,599 Break up with her. Make her go. 554 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,159 There's nothing between us. 555 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,479 - Do you swear? - I swear. 556 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,119 Get dressed and get out! Now! 557 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,719 No! Calm down! 558 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,479 Stay here! 559 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,679 Do you want Jerzy to leave? 560 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,879 - I do. - Good. 561 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 See? 562 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,799 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 563 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,719 Mr. Director, excuse me. 564 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,959 I almost forgot. 565 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,599 Can you give my husband extra hours? 566 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:36,319 Of course... I don't understand. 567 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,919 Why won't he ask for it himself? 568 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,439 It's because of our family situation. 569 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,319 Janek is too ambitious to admit it to you. 570 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,599 Very well. I understand. 571 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,359 Why there's no TV? 572 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,239 You don't like it? I love it. 573 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,919 There's a great show on tonight. 574 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:08,679 I didn't sleep all night because I went to a pop concert once. 575 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,199 Do you know what she sang? A beautiful lyrical song. 576 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,359 "There's no rose..." 577 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,159 Where's the bathroom? 578 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,679 - Over there. - Just a second. 579 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,799 There is no rose without love. 580 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,759 I want that beautiful gul. 581 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,639 There is no rose without jealousy. 582 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,679 I want that red gul. 583 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,039 - Do you live here? - I do. 584 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,279 I'll show you! Bastard! 585 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,159 That pop singer... 586 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,799 Zenek! That's not him. 587 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,800 Who is he? 588 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,639 That's not him. You idiot. 589 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,639 I apologise, I thought you were him. 590 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,800 Who? 591 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,200 Luśka... 592 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,559 We're really sorry, Zenek has a temper. 593 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,159 - I didn't get home for the night. - But... 594 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,200 You must... 595 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,839 You must admit... 596 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,519 that my wife was a bit more... 597 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,919 - restrained yesterday. - I was mad at that bastard. 598 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,199 - You never met him? - Who? 599 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,919 That guy you took me for. 600 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,039 - Yes. - What? 601 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,559 I never saw him. 602 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:39,399 You start a fight when you don't know what he looks like? 603 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,519 I didn't want him to get upset. 604 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,119 I'm not starting anything. 605 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:51,079 That's alright. Holding back impulses is unhealthy. 606 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,439 - What? - Give him a good beating. 607 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,839 He will. 608 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,599 Is there a construction site nearby? 609 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:15,359 Hold it for a minute. I'll be back. 610 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,520 Okay. 611 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,599 Thanks. 612 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,160 It's done. 613 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:52,999 There you go. 614 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,199 - Thank you. - Don't mention it. 615 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,279 - It'll be two hundred. - I'll get it. 616 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,719 - Here. - Thanks. 617 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:09,039 I thought you were him. 618 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,799 - No. - I know. 619 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,319 It's like that railwayman. 620 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,919 His wife came back, so he hid her in the closet. 621 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,319 - His wife? - I said his wife came back. 622 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,239 - He hid her in the closet. - His wife came back. 623 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,199 - He hid her... - It's Jerzy! 624 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,679 He doesn't have the key. 625 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:34,079 - It's his wife. She has a key. - It's Jerzy at the door. 626 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,720 Wait here. 627 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,079 Lusia. Go to bed. 628 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,639 To the bed! 629 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,079 Be careful with the door. 630 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,919 - Is it him? - Are you crazy? 631 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,359 He could have disguised himself. 632 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,119 We're very sorry. My boyfriend has a temper. 633 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,119 Where is the main tenant? 634 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,920 I'm here. 635 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,919 - Who's he? - He's not him. 636 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,199 - Dąbczak will come soon. - The letters are true. 637 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,479 - No roses without a fire. - What? 638 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,239 The officer said there are no roses without a fire. 639 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,999 Didn't you mean spikes? What is this about? 640 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:37,679 You have unregistered tenants in your flat. 641 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,959 They don't live here. They came to visit. 642 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,159 - In a nightgown? - It's not mine. 643 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,920 Another one. 644 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,439 - Come here. - Me? 645 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,959 I'm an impartial witness. I heard everything. 646 00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,479 - Heard what? - I live beneath this flat. 647 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:05,559 I don't want to interfere. I'll tell you the truth. 648 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,759 These people have different sexual preferences. 649 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,719 There were two husbands here and one wife. 650 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,959 One wife was missing. Now, she's here. 651 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,359 It's called group sex. 652 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,439 They have... 653 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,559 Well... 654 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,639 Shall I say... 655 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,799 - Yuck! - It's not illegal. 656 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:39,119 That's a lie. She's the second wife of our first husband. 657 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,599 - I mean mine. - That's what I said. 658 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,279 It doesn't make sense. 659 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:50,279 Roses without smoke. It's nonsense. 660 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:55,119 You are fined. I'll see if they have moved out tomorrow. 661 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,559 They can't. I need them. 662 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,879 - You have to register them. - Naturally. 663 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,479 Do you have IDs? 664 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,280 Zenek... 665 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,439 - Here. - Paying now or shall we summon? 666 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,359 No, no. I'll pay. 667 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:20,079 Can I have the money back? I'll owe you. 668 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,759 - That'll be four hundred. - Right. 669 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,800 What? 670 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,159 Hurry! 671 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,039 - Leaded two-star? - Yes. 672 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,040 Pour some here. 673 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:40,719 Enough. 674 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,359 Pour it. 675 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,959 Enough. Get the candle. 676 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,679 Close the window. Watch out, you idiot! 677 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,159 - How fast does it burn? - Two centimetres per hour. 678 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,559 Get the curtain. 679 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,919 What will be here later? 680 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,879 I'll grow roses here. 681 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,239 There are no roses without a fire. 682 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:14,759 That's the way it is. 683 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,040 Ready? 684 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:26,680 Get out. 685 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,760 Neighbour? 686 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:45,999 I want you to stop interfering in my private life. 687 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,999 I did it in good faith. 688 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:53,919 Only the truth could have helped you in that awkward situation. 689 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,999 What truth? We don't do that stuff. 690 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:03,159 Don't feel ashamed. It's natural and trendy nowadays. 691 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,559 All kinds of girls come over to my place. 692 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:13,279 Knock three times on the floor and I'll come over to borrow salt. 693 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,039 I don't have any salt. 694 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,879 Zenek! Your guest is coming! 695 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,239 - It's you. - Thanks for opening. 696 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,199 - Is it him? - Yes. 697 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:41,759 Thanks. 698 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,919 Why are you doing? I told you it was him. 699 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,320 What? 700 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,719 It's Jerzy Dąbczak. 701 00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:53,879 I know. 702 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,879 - He tricked you. - No. 703 00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,519 - No. - He kept his promise. 704 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,720 Janek? 705 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:02,679 Stop nagging, will you? It's fine. 706 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:06,119 Zenek has temporary and Luśka permanent residence. 707 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,279 It was an honest deal. Ten grand per person. 708 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,599 But it's my flat. 709 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,919 It's between you both. Keep us out of it. 710 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,239 That's right. 711 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:23,759 I couldn't have registered them without your permission. 712 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,799 You deserve a share. I'll get two hundred. 713 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,359 - That'll be six hundred. - Why? 714 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,159 That's between us. 715 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,279 We should celebrate! Go and buy something. 716 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,559 A bottle. 717 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,359 The nearest store is miles away. 718 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,319 That's not true. There are two new stores nearby. 719 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:48,119 A souvenir shop and an off-license. Do it as the main tenant. 720 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,640 No. 721 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,159 We have guests. 722 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:57,999 - No. - Janek! 723 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:04,839 There are no roses without love. 724 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,599 I want that beautiful gul. 725 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,879 - You don't drink. - Why? 726 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,959 - He can't. - I don't want to. 727 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,599 Just like that railwayman. 728 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:20,319 - He got 50 kilos of meat for Christmas. - It's a quarter to six. 729 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,759 - He got a washing machine. - A fridge. 730 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,599 - Luśka. - Miss Luśka. 731 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:25,799 Miss Luśka... 732 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,039 - He got a... - Hush! 733 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,439 - Go on. - You'll miss your bus. 734 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,519 - What? Hush. - Hush. 735 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,799 It's late! 736 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:35,559 The red bus... 737 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,199 We don't want to miss the bus. 738 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:44,479 Really? You can sleep here. 739 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,239 - It's ten to six. - Just stay here. 740 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,479 Zenek, let's go! 741 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,280 It's ten to six. 742 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,120 Five to six. 743 00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,119 What are you doing here? 744 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,359 Father-in-law? Hello! 745 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,319 Dąbczak is here? 746 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,039 Leave him alone He registered us as tenants. 747 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,119 - Where? Here? - Here. 748 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:12,679 - Permanently? - Yes. 749 00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,639 Then bring it in! 750 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,319 - I say no. - What happened? 751 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,919 - Our house burned down. - My God! 752 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:28,639 I saved everything. All valuables and furniture. 753 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,079 - What about the TV? - That too. 754 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,799 Thank God. 755 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,559 Just in case, it's Luśka's dowry. 756 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,879 - Mine? Really? - Yes. 757 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:42,239 - What did you say? - It's my dowry. 758 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,599 - That's important news. - That's important news. 759 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:46,959 It's Luśka's dowry. 760 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,079 Did you hear that? 761 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,080 - Zenek. - What. 762 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,199 - Are you staying here? - Yes. 763 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:55,719 One more thing, I need a new house. 764 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:59,639 - Then I'll take care of you. - It's not possible. 765 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,959 You can't all live here! 766 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,399 - What? - Are you crazy? 767 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,559 - All? I'm not. - He's not. 768 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,879 I'm not. I have to go. It's urgent. 769 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,119 - Is it everything? - Yes, sir. 770 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:14,360 Bye! 771 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:29,439 Install the TV. The "Song Parade" is on. 772 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,719 I must have got the wrong floor. 773 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,839 It's the right one! Come in. 774 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,119 What is the meaning of this? 775 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,039 He's still here. You promised me. 776 00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:00,759 His presence is nothing. 777 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,359 It's a piece of cake. 778 01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:10,199 Just in case, it's Luśka's dowry. 779 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,719 We have three square metres more than in our old place. 780 01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:18,919 Don't talk to me! 781 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,399 Turn that down! 782 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:24,920 Get out! 783 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,080 Come in. 784 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,519 - Jerzy? - Yes? 785 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,919 - May I? - Of course. 786 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,159 Good timing. A western is on. 787 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,759 With that actor. This one! 788 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:50,759 You see? Wait, wait... 789 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,959 Look. 790 01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,799 - Jerzy? - What? 791 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,519 We must do something. 792 01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,319 - About what? - About them. 793 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,159 - What do you mean? - You know. 794 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,079 I'm not going to kick out my wife. 795 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,159 Don't worry. She's in her own world when she watches TV. 796 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,759 I like Luśka. I swear. We have fun. 797 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:17,960 Sit down. 798 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,039 Who else is not prepared? Raise your hand. 799 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,759 - I don't know you. - He's new. 800 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,879 If you're new, you have a right to be unprepared. Only today. 801 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:37,880 I am prepared. 802 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,799 - Why did you raise your hand? - I know who isn't prepared. 803 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:45,599 It's Brzęczkowski, Kopytniak. 804 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,079 And that boy in the third desk, I don't know his name. 805 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,679 You're new, so I forgive you. 806 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:58,679 I don't tolerate ratting on others. 807 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,439 What will you become? 808 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,959 Whoever touches him, will get a lower grade. 809 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,879 - I'm sorry. - It's alright. 810 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:22,479 It's not easy to tell you this. But it's my duty. 811 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,919 My duty as a man. 812 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,159 - He was just bragging. - I saw it. 813 01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,599 - Jerzy was pinching her. - Where? 814 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,080 In the room. 815 01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,799 - I mean pinching what? - You know. 816 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,599 I don't. 817 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,239 He was pinching her bum. 818 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,679 I'll beat his brains out. 819 01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:48,119 - You can't do that. - I can! 820 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,959 You'll go to jail for it. 821 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,799 - Where? - Jail. Prison. 822 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:55,960 Sorry. 823 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,399 Then he'll have his way with Luśka. 824 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,359 - What should I do? - I don't know. 825 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,239 I have to get her away from him. 826 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,399 We have to move out. 827 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:13,919 Good idea. Why didn't I think of it? 828 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,319 - Call me Janek. - Alright. 829 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,359 - Give me a kiss. - I don't kiss men. 830 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,639 I'll help you pack. 831 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,439 - Just a second. - I'll go. 832 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,399 - I'll catch up later. - Alright. 833 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:33,920 Darling? 834 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,559 I know you don't want to talk to me. Just listen. 835 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,719 They're moving out! 836 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:46,479 Yes, but Jerzy will stay. 837 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:50,919 Zenek and Luśka are moving out For sure. 838 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,199 Zenek went to pack. 839 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,399 I managed to do it. I'll tell you about it later. 840 01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:58,559 I'll help him pack. 841 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:02,439 He can do it himself. Five o'clock? 842 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:07,159 It's a date. See you. 843 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,439 - Hi. - Hi. 844 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,039 What do you think? 845 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:48,399 - Who did it? - Jasiu, thanks. 846 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:49,759 It's nothing. 847 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,079 You sleep in the kitchen from now on. 848 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,279 - Why? - Just because. 849 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:02,280 No! 850 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:06,039 There are no roses without love. 851 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,759 I want that beautiful gul. 852 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,879 Come and help me. 853 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,839 - Jerzy? - What? 854 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,159 - Are you there? - No. 855 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,759 - Let's talk about divorce. - Finally. 856 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,679 Luśka... are you there? 857 01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,559 Come over here. I have a TV magazine. 858 01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:45,479 - Jerzy? - What? 859 01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:48,839 I won't come to you and you won't come to me. 860 01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,279 I get it. When is Zenek going out? 861 01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,279 - Where? - To work. 862 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,959 Don't get excited. She will work, too. 863 01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,319 Where did you get a job? 864 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,319 - In a TV station. - As what? 865 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,919 - As an errand girl. - Great! 866 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:06,440 Very good. 867 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:09,679 - Jerzy? - What? 868 01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:11,799 We want to get married. 869 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:17,439 Good. Unfortunately there are new circumstances. 870 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,799 - What circumstances? - I fell in love with you. 871 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,519 You won't divorce me? 872 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:30,039 Only if I get the other half of your furniture. 873 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,839 I get it. It's a condition. 874 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:37,359 What do you mean by the other half? 875 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,359 The first is mine already. 876 01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:41,639 The law doesn't say that. 877 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:48,359 The family code says: "Assets acquired during marriage is joint property". 878 01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,919 - Jesus Christ. - Including half of the TV. 879 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,599 You won't cut it, will you? 880 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,439 I want to avoid that. 881 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,199 Give me the furniture and you'll be free. 882 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:04,719 Luśka, don't trust him. He wants to trick you. 883 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:09,919 You'll get a divorce on grounds of sexual relationship breakdown. 884 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:11,639 Don't listen to him. 885 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,079 You had a sex life? 886 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:17,239 I cheat on you with Zenek every day. 887 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,559 I forgive you. 888 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,199 What does it mean? 889 01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,479 It means you won't get a divorce. 890 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:33,239 Congratulations! You won a gift token! 891 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,119 - Good morning. - Morning. 892 01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,159 - I have a parcel for Mr. Dąbczak. - I'll get him. 893 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:46,399 He's not here. Can I take it for him? 894 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:50,439 I'll give you an advice note. Go to the post office. 895 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,239 - Who is it from? - The social welfare. 896 01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,759 Jerzy Dąbczak. 897 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,200 Your ID, please. 898 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:06,759 My name is not Dąbczak. He's not at home. 899 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:10,119 I called him, and he begged me to pick it up for him. 900 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,759 - Is your name Filikiewicz? - Yes. 901 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,360 You know me? 902 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,399 Mr. Poganek talks about you. 903 01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,919 - Who? - Your neighbour. 904 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:26,399 He said that you Mr. and Mrs. Dąbczak and others throw these... 905 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,919 He said he'll join you. 906 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:35,999 We are one big family. Can I take the parcel for him? 907 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,679 It's not possible. He has to sign. 908 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:45,079 Can we talk in private? 909 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:52,559 I'm sure you can help me. 910 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:05,999 If he authorises you, you can sign it for him. 911 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,200 Yes... 912 01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:12,439 I authorise this man to pick up my parcel. 913 01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:15,199 - Date and signature. - Yes? 914 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:16,200 Dąbczak. 915 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:56,599 Janek! What are you doing here? 916 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:05,599 - Mate! I had no idea. - This is... 917 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,719 That's great! Congratulations! 918 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,559 I'm sorry. I was just going to tell you. 919 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:16,199 It's Wanda who deserves an apology. 920 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,079 My aunt from Cracow sent it. 921 01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:24,119 A registered letter to the courthouse in Mława, 922 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:27,399 and a regular one to Mr. Korbaczewski. 923 01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:31,039 You're Mr. Dąbczak! 924 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:33,839 Why? 925 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,999 - What? - Nothing. 926 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,200 Thank you. 927 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,359 Attention! 928 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:56,439 The express coach for Mława is 929 01:10:56,440 --> 01:11:00,639 presently leaving from bay number four. 930 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:04,119 Mothers! Remember your children are precious. 931 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:14,319 - What are you doing here? - Janek? What are you... 932 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:16,319 - You followed me? - Why would I? 933 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:18,079 - Then him? - Perhaps. 934 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,479 - Why? - He must have a lover. 935 01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:23,239 I won't forgive him I'll get a divorce. 936 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:27,119 Jerzy obtains parcels with baby clothes. 937 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:32,279 He's a swindler. We'll put him in jail. 938 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:35,599 He's up to something in Mława. We'll follow him. 939 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,999 Are you dumb? I'm not going to rat on him. 940 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,999 Why are you taking his side? 941 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:44,919 He'll sell my furniture immediately to afford a lawyer. 942 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:47,039 I won't have that. 943 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,079 That's your problem, I'll do it. 944 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,239 Janek! 945 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,159 Before you rat on him, I'll rat on you to him. 946 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:57,399 - Jerzy! - What do you suggest then? 947 01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:01,359 You'll help me divorce him, proving his fault. 948 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:03,479 Later we'll tattle on him. 949 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,519 A divorce will take forever. 950 01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,239 Excuse me. 951 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:17,599 Which bay does the bus to Mława depart from? 952 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,079 - It just left. - Did it? 953 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:25,879 What about the next express bus? 954 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:28,999 - Do you know which bay? - I don't. 955 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:30,999 Maybe you know? 956 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:37,799 What's done is done. I have to go. Bye. 957 01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:59,239 - A teacher and a liar! - I changed my mind. 958 01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:01,639 Let the lady get in first. 959 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:07,439 - No, you don't! - Why? 960 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:10,119 Let me in. Don't be silly. 961 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:16,519 Do you think you can harass a lonely girl? Get out! 962 01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:19,119 - But sir... - Don't you "sir" me. 963 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,479 Get out before I lose my temper! 964 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,559 - Luśka! Tell him! - Go away! 965 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:30,479 I'm Francik, it's a pleasure. 966 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,479 I hate impolite people. 967 01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:44,959 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 968 01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,119 I have eggs here! 969 01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:48,760 What? 970 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,519 Where are your manners? 971 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:55,959 Stop it! 972 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:59,479 - Are you deaf? - It's not me! 973 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,799 Don't lie to me! 974 01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:05,080 I'm not! 975 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:07,879 Silence! Pacify that kid! 976 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:11,799 Be quiet yourself. Leave the child alone. 977 01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,080 Stop! 978 01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:00,119 Stop that bus, will you? 979 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:14,279 It's our bike! After him! 980 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:44,959 The citizens of Warsaw have to deal with a lot of... 981 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:48,399 non comme il faut. 982 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:52,919 I understand. I work for a TV station. 983 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:32,399 Excuse me! 984 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,039 I've got you! 985 01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:36,239 - He did it! - Did what? 986 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,479 Officer! 987 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,119 Come here! 988 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:43,159 This is an outrage! I will not have it! 989 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,479 The press will know! 990 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,000 Yes! 991 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:49,799 I caught the road hog! He ran into me! 992 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:51,839 Who saw what happened? 993 01:16:57,440 --> 01:17:00,279 Zenek? What are you doing here? 994 01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:04,199 - You saved my life! - It's nothing. 995 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,759 I let you live at my place. 996 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,239 - We live there anyway. - I know. 997 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:13,959 - If it weren't for him... - You'd better help me with the divorce. 998 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:14,960 Exactly. 999 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:18,919 - I've got it. - What? 1000 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,159 Ratum non consummatum. 1001 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:25,079 - Where? - An unconsummated marriage. 1002 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:27,199 - That could be the reason. - What? 1003 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,519 They didn't have any sexual intercourse. 1004 01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,559 Think of something better. 1005 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:40,719 I don't want to talk about doing such things with Jerzy. 1006 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:44,199 Why? What things? 1007 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:49,999 We're just speculating. I'll think of something else 1008 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:40,679 732. 1009 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:42,960 You win! 1010 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,879 - Try again. - 145. 1011 01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:51,800 You win again! 1012 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,040 Allow me. 1013 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:26,039 - I'm so sorry! - It's fine, really. 1014 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:29,800 Thank you. 1015 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:49,159 - Your coat number? - Matches, please. 1016 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:50,360 Here you go. 1017 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:54,239 - I'll give you the change back. - Keep it. 1018 01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:59,519 I'm looking for a woman who... 1019 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:01,600 a prostitute. 1020 01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:04,599 - A whore? - Yes. 1021 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:07,559 - Which one? - What do you mean? 1022 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:10,159 Long Babi, Lolita, or the Flautist? 1023 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:13,879 I'm not looking for a particular one. 1024 01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:17,239 - You want the thing... - It's for my friend. 1025 01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:20,079 Go and pick one. 1026 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:26,919 My problem is that I can't tell which of them are prostitutes. 1027 01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:31,839 For that money it'll be two or three nights. 1028 01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,119 Definitely not a week. 1029 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:36,559 Five days. 1030 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:39,839 No way. Where? 1031 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:48,679 A new housing estate. It's lovely. 1032 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:52,719 Bonus service is for dollars only. 1033 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:58,999 If you took me to Zakopane or to a foreign country or Bulgaria... 1034 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:20,440 Hey! 1035 01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:22,359 Come here. 1036 01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,839 - I'll do it for free. - For free? 1037 01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:38,799 You'll register me in your flat as your cousin. 1038 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,839 Impossible. I have no spare rooms. 1039 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:44,479 You think... 1040 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:49,319 I can't afford to buy my own flat? I'd be crazy to move in with you. 1041 01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,479 No, no, no... 1042 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,759 - It's not for me anyway. - So what? 1043 01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:58,239 - What if he kicks her out? - No way. She's my cousin. 1044 01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:01,159 - What if he wasn't in? - She would have been back. 1045 01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,439 How will we know when to go upstairs? 1046 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:11,399 If everything goes well, she'll put a vase in the window. 1047 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,639 - That one? - That one. 1048 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:25,680 Bastard! 1049 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:30,439 Good, but a bit louder. 1050 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:35,999 - We had a ceremony. - A ceremony? 1051 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,199 - I got off work when. - Really? 1052 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,159 - A pop singer performed. - A pop singer? 1053 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:42,320 Luśka... 1054 01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:43,880 Zenek... 1055 01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:47,439 How could you do this to me? 1056 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:51,479 What's going on? You said his wife knows. 1057 01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:53,639 Hi, Jerzy. 1058 01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:55,439 What are you doing here? 1059 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,359 - I live here. - Me too. 1060 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,479 This is Mrs. Korbaczewska. 1061 01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:04,759 Excuse my contestants. Some of them are a bit undressed. 1062 01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:06,079 You'll get used to it. 1063 01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:09,519 Have a seat. Zenek, get dressed. 1064 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,439 - Sure. - Excuse me. 1065 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:13,919 She's so cute! 1066 01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:16,439 - Is she yours? - For the past two hours. 1067 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:19,079 - The father disowned it. - Really? 1068 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:22,519 I said it was mine and I'm a father now. 1069 01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:25,839 - By court decision. - In Mława. 1070 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:27,799 That's right. 1071 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:31,159 You'll register the baby as a tenant. 1072 01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:32,640 Yes. 1073 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:35,719 Children are our greatest wealth. 1074 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:40,159 Please register the baby and her feeding mother. 1075 01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:41,399 Of course. 1076 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:47,439 Your fatherly love will suddenly falter, once they're registered. 1077 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,600 It can happen. 1078 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:51,359 Mr. Korbaczewski will adopt his own baby 1079 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,759 to move from Mława and register as a tenant here. 1080 01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:57,359 - That's the point. - You're right! 1081 01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:58,999 Exactly! 1082 01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:02,959 I can divorce now! He has a baby, so he cheated on me! 1083 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:04,879 We had a ceremony... 1084 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:08,159 Wait a second. How old is this baby? 1085 01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:13,079 - Three months. - We have March now. Right? 1086 01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,959 What was in March last year? 1087 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:17,599 March. 1088 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:22,479 I didn't cheat on you because we didn't meet yet. 1089 01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:24,799 I cheated on somebody else. 1090 01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,079 - The baby wet itself! - It did. 1091 01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:29,560 Come here. 1092 01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:34,919 Don't leave me now with a baby. 1093 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,919 - Poor thing. - Exactly. 1094 01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:41,559 You'd have to pay child support, you know? 1095 01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:52,159 Everything he does is legal. It's amazing. 1096 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:53,359 Isn't it? 1097 01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:58,479 Here come the new tenants of this flat. 1098 01:24:58,480 --> 01:24:59,519 Except me. 1099 01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:01,440 Hello. 1100 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,319 It turned out you cannot change your flats. 1101 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,599 Really? 1102 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:13,319 Our lawyer said that it cannot be done. 1103 01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:17,599 Mr. Malinowski will live here and you'll all go to your old flat. 1104 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:20,120 Hello. 1105 01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:25,919 A railwayman played checkers with his boss. 1106 01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:29,319 The loser had to be on duty on Christmas. 1107 01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:33,079 The railwayman won. 1108 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:39,039 And his boss had to work on Christmas. 1109 01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:45,799 But he told the railwayman that he couldn't accept his win. 1110 01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:51,199 Just because playing checkers was not allowed at the station. 1111 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,239 - Where is it allowed? - He didn't say. 1112 01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:57,279 - The railwayman had to work. - It's unjust. 1113 01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:00,519 That's what the railroad man thought. 1114 01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:05,159 His boss told him that he can go work in a courthouse 1115 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:10,719 because there's justice. The station is ruled by regulations first. 1116 01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:11,720 That's right. 1117 01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:14,799 You have to move out. 1118 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:18,919 Here is an eviction warrant. 1119 01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:22,839 This is a warrant for you for the requisition. 1120 01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:24,280 It's immediate. 1121 01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:27,960 Hurry! 1122 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:40,679 It's me. I heard you knocking. 1123 01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:42,759 - When do we start? - What? 1124 01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:45,679 - What? You know... - Now. 1125 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:47,600 That's great. 1126 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:48,800 Let's start. 1127 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:53,919 - Why didn't we start earlier? - Exactly. 1128 01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:55,520 Let's do it. 1129 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:01,359 Back off! 1130 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:06,039 Janek, please! 1131 01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:09,519 - Be careful! - My God! 1132 01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:11,159 Calm down! 1133 01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:18,080 What a waste! 1134 01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:26,079 I beg you! Don't! 1135 01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:18,119 You're free to go. 1136 01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:22,079 I'll stay here. 1137 01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:25,999 - Somebody's waiting for you. - No, no. Thank you. 1138 01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:41,319 Where are we going? 1139 01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:45,919 You'll find out soon. Try to stay calm. 1140 01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:49,559 Well, I'm calm. 1141 01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:52,399 - We're going to our house. - I see. 1142 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:56,199 That's where we'll live with all the others. 1143 01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,719 - Not quite. - Really? Nice. 1144 01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:04,839 Don't get emotional. It's bad for you. 1145 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:05,840 Of course. 1146 01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:07,080 Go on. 1147 01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:09,679 I'll tell you everything. 1148 01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:12,919 That guy who changed flats wanted to trick us. 1149 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:15,119 - Wait. Who? - Malinowski. 1150 01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:18,239 He knew that the offices would be closed, 1151 01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:21,039 and that there would be private flats instead. 1152 01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:24,159 The ground floor will go to a diplomat. 1153 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:27,159 The first floor to its current tenant, to him. 1154 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:28,399 - Yes. - You know... 1155 01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:31,639 A flat like that for a government price is dirt cheap. 1156 01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:32,839 I understand. 1157 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:36,159 - How are you feeling? - Me? 1158 01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,279 - Yes. - I'm fine. 1159 01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:48,559 This is a crucial moment. Just stay calm. 1160 01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:53,159 It's repainted. 1161 01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:56,239 Malinowski changed flats with us. 1162 01:29:56,440 --> 01:30:00,159 As the only private tenant he had the right to buy... 1163 01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:03,319 - The second room! Where? - Next to the bathroom. 1164 01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:12,759 - Are you pleased? - I'm so happy! 1165 01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:19,479 - Can I go on? - There's more? 1166 01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:21,520 Come. 1167 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:31,879 No, no... 1168 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:32,880 Yes. 1169 01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:34,160 - Ours? - Yes. 1170 01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:37,399 We have three rooms! 1171 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:41,439 - You want some fresh air? - Come on. 1172 01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:47,279 I'm calm and ready to hear that the fourth room is ours. 1173 01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:49,359 - It's ours. - Cool. 1174 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,519 Janek! Janek! 1175 01:30:55,440 --> 01:31:01,159 - Are you okay? - I overestimated how much I can take. 1176 01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:06,159 If this room and that one are ours, don't say it. 1177 01:31:06,320 --> 01:31:07,439 At least not now! 1178 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:08,919 Only this one is ours! 1179 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:10,879 Thank God. 1180 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:14,599 Whose is it? 1181 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:17,199 Yogi Baboo! 1182 01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:21,119 Great to see you. Are you alright? 1183 01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:24,199 I'm glad. I have to go now. 1184 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,279 If there's a call from Mława, 1185 01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:30,039 please tell Korbaczewski that everything is on track.